I remember an old dial up telephone hanging on the wall, a most
useful asset back when we were small.
The first time we got one oh what a joy and delight, the
first time it rung what an awful sight.
So many hands reaching for it at the same time, I thought to my
soul we were gonna break the corded line.
That went on for quite a while, like a bunch of kids in a toy
store, we'd look at each other and smile.
Something had to give and mama knew it quite well. She had to
break up a fight everytime she heard the ringing of the bell.
She told us you gotta take turns and stop sitting around the
phone, get outside and play it's not like it's each your own.
Then occasionally mama would answer it a time or two, but the
first time daddy answered we all came unglued.
He picked up the receiver and said "YEAH" instead of
hello. We all fell over laughing, after that "YEAH "was his motto.
Then one day mama said, what if the president calls here someday,
and daddy said , he's not apt to I voted the other way.
We didn't have Caller ID back then, everybody knew each other and
everybody was a neighbor or friend.
But after a few years things progressed quite a bit. We got what
was called "The Party Line" and we had to sit and sit.
And wait until other people on line got their business over and
done. Now that's when it really started, I'm talking about the fun.
Since more than one household was on the same line, we had to jump
fast or waste alot of time.
Quietly we'd ease the receiver up close to our ear, if we heard
the dial tone we'd jump into high gear.
But more often than not so and so was already on, talking about
their aches and pains and then they'd start to moan and groan.
About how many nosey people there were now days and how they like
to listen in on other people's business, believe me there was no praise.
Then sometimes we'd pick it up and hear "MIND YOUR OWN
BUSINESS AND WAIT YOUR TURN". Now you talk about biting your tongue and
getting a face sunburn.
The few times we finally did get through somehow, we didn't talk
long before someone spoke up and said, "I NEED THE PHONE NOW"
I guarantee it was the same two people all the time, on that we
could always bet our last bottom dime.
These same people when we met up with somewhere, they'd act like
the best people in the world and so unaware.
By now you get the point of what I'm trying to tell. In other
words I can honestly say "The Party Line" wasn't so swell.
Until one day daddy came through the door, wanting us to call his
old buddy that he talked to galore.
Daddy never knew how to dial the numbers right, we always did it
for him but on this day it was one more sight.
I was in a hurry and quickly dialed the phone and never took the
time to listen for a dial tone.
He put it up to his ear and said "YEAH" then after a few
seconds passed he said ," MERCY ME , YOU CAN'T EVEN USE THIS PHONE
IN AN EMERGENCY".
Needless to say when I picked up again, I heard a dial tone and
daddy talked for quite a while to his old friend.
After that we learned a new trick to having fun, we'd get daddy to
pick up the receiver and all business was done.
To think we had to go through all of that back in the day.
Telephones sure have come a long ways I can honestly say.
As for that old dial up telephone with the corded line, it sure
did leave a long line of good and patient memories behind.
© Susie Swanson, 2016





